Cuts through it like butter.

If you're going to get fancy then at least catch the damn ball.

Model Rhian Sugden touches herself for a public service announcement.

Why are they clapping? She just sent the ball to the moon.

Inflict pain and suffering to our Geek in twelve different manners, toss him across the beautiful lush landscapes of Berzerk Land, beat him senseless in various mini-games, break his spirit by unlocking brand new attacks, you can even scar him emotionally using our revolutionary make-over machine!

This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.

Whaaaa? I could hang out with this goat all day long!

I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!

I think that might be considered a foul???

He only swallowed a couple in the making of this video.