This kid has a rat tail haircut, literally.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
There is no need to grease the pole to stop a squirrel from eating your bird feeders. Just use a Slinky!
This dog don't bark, he screams!
Some dogs will get stuck inside each other during sex if they are pulled apart too fast.
What should you do if a Sloth wants to attack you? Walk away...
You don't need another human player to play a game of volleyball you just need this dog!
WTF is going on over in China? Animals selling animals!
Don't go near your pet deer when he's feeling horny!