This is about as drunk as you can possibly get. The only thing he is fighting is gravity.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
Take it from this guy. Drinking and driving or "drugness" and driving is a bad idea!!! He obviously didn't have a brain before the accident either.
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
It might be easier to just carry a keg.
When I was a kid we used to just sneak a few beers. Now kids are using vodka soaked tampons to get drunk...lol Times have changed!
Somebody throw this guy a tip.
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...