One too many beers turns this guy into a drunk linebacker.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Anyone for a game of beer pong?
You're not supposed to melt your face off!
This is what happens when you have your drunk buddy assist you in a flaming shot.
Guess he wanted white wine instead.
Trade You Air Conditioning For Your Sobriety
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.