Wait for it....Wait for it...
A man lost control of his loaded shopping cart on an escalator which plowed over an unsuspecting woman in a freak accident in China.
WTF!!! He ran me over and I jumped on the hood.
Thank god all those people got out of that bus. You couldn't pay me enough to be a bus driver over there.
This cop should have obeyed the law and slowed down for the speed bumps like everyone else does.
You should wear a helmet even if you're only riding a scooter!
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
OMG! He was the luckiest guy on the planet at that very moment!