The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Hope nobody was inside!!!
That was such a bad idea. Why not use dynamite?
This guy doesn't like getting kissed by other men.
That's a good way to dislocate your leg.
Science can be dangerous.
The glass pan he was using isn't rated for that amount of direct heat.
Good news is you're done painting for the day!
The only people more stupid then the guy running the wrong was are the idiots who tackled him. They would have gotten a safety...FAIL
Afterwards he couldn't feel his legs...