Boom, going to need a new rim now.
He tried to do something nice and it backfired.
A zorb jumps the fence and tumbles down the mountain into the abyss. Unfortunately one of the people inside didn't make it. Gives a new meaning to the ride of your life.
That's a good way to dislocate your leg.
It's a good bet that this magician's career is over.
Why in the hell would you get butt implants in the first place? From the looks of it, you already had a huge ass.
I think you got the wrong concert buddy...lol
Your dreams of being a circus star are over.
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Great idea, now how do I get back up???