This has fail sauce written all over it. The robber gets owned by the store clerk and his wife.
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
He tried to do something nice and it backfired.
Wait for it....Wait for it...
Guess she gave me the wrong number.
Night Night...enjoy your nap.
OMG, this is bad. Not exactly the valentines day present she was expecting...lol
He realizes that was a bad idea 3/4 of the way up. By then its too late...
Just when you think you have seen it all...
Why it's generally not a good idea to stick your head into a giant crocodiles mouth.