Don't touch a cow while she is birthing her calf or you will need a few plates and screws in your face.
What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
He is currently on trial in Rhode Island.
Hey when you gotta go you gotta go!
Did she just stick a whole case of water up there?
Never cross a big black woman or you're going to be dead meat.
She's invented a new way to use the treadmill.
If cooking shows were like this I would watch them more often. Someone spent a lot of time making this mash up! Good Job!
Wow, she's really going all out. Jesus is a lucky guy.