Why I am Depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mou...read more

10/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Why a modem is better than a woman

A modem doesnt ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typin...read more

8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Why You Closed?

This guy is going mental because they closed the store on him.

6/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Why she changes hotels

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a
bit lonely. I thought, "Ill...read more

4/13/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Thats why you dont park in front of a Hydrant

9/8/2005 4:36:00 PM

311,955

Why STDs are awesome

A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.

His friends as...read more

6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM

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13 Reasons Why it is so cool to be a man

1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a suppor...read more

11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM

142,872

Why dont witches wear panties?

Better grip on the broom.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men...

1. Its enjoyable hard or soft.

2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

3. It doesnt min...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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