Frigging piano jump. This is gonna be awesome!
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Here's our pick for genius of the day.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Well that didn't work out as planned.
Even this crippled guy gets in on the action!
Wow this guy is a real prize!
Afterwards he couldn't feel his legs...
Only a redneck would come up with using a lawnmower to pull yourself around in a wheelchair.