This guy gets all the chicks!
This chick gets owned when her sling shot watermelon fires back into her face.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
Star Wars Death Star melon is just cool. Now dump in some vodka!
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".
A drunk kid attempts to smash a watermelon with his head but fails on his first attempt. The second attempt is another fail, but this time he smashes his face into the ground.