Listen to the sounds he is making.
Protect your melons, girls!
After cutting watermelon after watermelon you develop skills!
A drunk kid attempts to smash a watermelon with his head but fails on his first attempt. The second attempt is another fail, but this time he smashes his face into the ground.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".
This dude is going to end up with brain damage!