Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
Another reason why we need gun control...lol
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".
This guy gets all the chicks!
A drunk kid attempts to smash a watermelon with his head but fails on his first attempt. The second attempt is another fail, but this time he smashes his face into the ground.
This dude is going to end up with brain damage!
This chick gets owned when her sling shot watermelon fires back into her face.
Star Wars Death Star melon is just cool. Now dump in some vodka!