Machine Gun Cat

If you ever need a machine gun in an emergency just pick up your cat and fire away.

6/4/2010 12:00:00 AM

69,877

Im Hungry!

It stole my quarter and im so hungry.

6/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

23,278

Wash Your Hands

Plz wash your hands or else.

3/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

24,414

Old Pecker

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker ...read more

11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,828

School Answering Machine Message

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in co...read more

9/29/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,319

Exercise Machine Knockout

The cord snaps and the bar knocks this guy out cold.

7/31/2009 12:00:00 AM

103,063

Women and Washing Machine

Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?

A: The washing machine doesnt fo...read more

6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,593

Owned in the Bathroom

His roomate wanted to be sure he washed his hands next time so he threw water in his face and kicked him into the tub.

3/17/2009 12:00:00 AM

88,302

Wash Me

10/2/2007 12:00:00 AM

230,924

Wash Me!

4/10/2007 12:00:00 AM

286,059