Move through the landscape like the ninja you are. Cling to walls and collect pretty gold coins. But avoids the spikes and duck the nasty laser turrets!
And the Darwin award goes to...
Bounce your bullets off the walls to kill all bad guys. They must die beautifully.
This guy tries to explain that he wasn't driving and when they won't listen he puts his head through the wall.
The cops says he was spitting on him but if you watch the video it clearly shows something different. Was this excessive force? You be the judge.
How can you possibly miss those ramps?
Another skater gets taken out by a wall.
He'll be in a full body cast for a couple months.
A hammered business man starts belting out a popular song on the subway.
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.