The president surprised some tourists when he took a surprise walk.
When the zombie Apocalypse happens don't leave home without your vibrator.
That's just wrong on so many levels.
If your bored in your dorms you should try wall walking. Its a new extreme sport.
If that don't get your attention I don't know what will. He wont be needing his morning coffee today!
Unless you want to get knocked out.
Someone had a bit too much to drink.
What did you do? You are in super big trouble! Thanks sis!