I bet you don't love peanut butter and jelly as much as this guy does!
I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
I'm pretty sure this wasn't made for fat women.
Miraculously a father and his son escape unharmed from a violent crash while stopped to take a pee. Next time pull over a little farther!
WTF, don't have any words for this one. How about "creative"?
You never know when you might get the urge!
How the hell is he doing that? Total mind f*ck!
Never shower on an empty stomach.