WTF, don't have any words for this one. How about "creative"?
I know hairless cats exist but I didn't know hairless rabbits do too.
You might want to see somebody about that.
His dogs look scared shitless!
Dude got kicked in the stomach and his kidney exploded. Frankenstein was his doctor!
This is why you always need to check underneath public toilet seats!
Everyone knows, you never go full retard!
When life gives you lemons, puke the lemons out!