Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
A sperm whale explodes from natural causes.
Since when has it become illegal to wash your car in your own driveway???
Just a clam licking salt. Looks like a giant tongue.
We will file this one under WTF. Still pretty cool though since it has a dancing chick with a sword.
He drank a little too much last night.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
Dad: "Yeah I used to ride skateboard".
The only thing you'll get out of this workout is a sore neck.