Ever wonder how a unicorn eats?
The wife wants his attention NOW, so he gives it to her. That will teach her to nag...
An iPhone app that cooks popcorn on the screen is genius!
Dad: "Yeah I used to ride skateboard".
It's better to check in person because you never know!
When you don't have much cash to spend and you really want to go sky diving you can always go this route.
There is no excuse for this guy.