Dont pass out around your friends with a vacuum in the room.
Small dogs should stay away from vacuums because bad things can happen.
That Warcraft kid is back in another freak out session on his moms vacuum. His father is ready to beat his ass but the family dog takes care of that on his own.
hmmm, how come nothing is getting picked up?
What the hell was that noise???
Don't try to vacuum the rug when daisy is around.
Why would you do this to yourself? WTF!