He must have eaten his Wheaties this morning.
A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.
His fat cat drops a tv on his head.
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
That meteorite must have given the Russians super powers!
Ever wonder why your packages show up beat and battered?