You know all is right in the world when Mike Tyson is returning Evander Holyfield's ear back to him.
Troubled ex-heavyweight champion Mike Tyson was busted by Arizona cops in December 2004 and charged with misdemeanor criminal damage. According to Scottsdale police, an inebriated Tyson departed the Pussycat Lounge at 12:45 AM and jumped on the hood of a strangers car, causing about $1500 in damage (the boozy boxer/hood ornament was yelling at the cars driver while perched on his hands and knees on top of the 1999 Toyota Solara).
Mike Tyson or is it Mike Bison?
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