That little guy is hung like horse!
We can't live forever...or can we?
A turtle was in the mood for some lovin and took it out on a shoe.
Oh my goodness. A little kid watches turtle love.
"Told you? that bitch wasn't no Power Ranger!"
Check out the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie trailer by Michael...
Roll and jump your turtle to the goal. Lots of tricky levels.
In what the reporter hopes would be a nice little interview she is shutdown...
WARNING: GRAPHIC - Snapping Turtles gotta eat too ya know.
Just as gross as a human cyst.