There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
Thank you internet for blessing us with this video. WTF
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Thanksgiving Turkey Boobs
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no longer...
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
Her mom gets her back for all the pranks she pulled over the years by stuffing her first turkey with a Cornish hen. Typical blonde falls for it.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.