There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
Thanksgiving Turkey Boobs
How not to deep fry a turkey on thanksgiving.
Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no longer...
Thank you internet for blessing us with this video. WTF
This guy takes his Wild Turkey and Coke stiff...
I never liked Wild Turkey and Coke myself.