This guy takes his Wild Turkey and Coke stiff...
I never liked Wild Turkey and Coke myself.
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
This chick demonstrates how to make a turkey call but ends up demonstrating something a little more provocative.
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
Her mom gets her back for all the pranks she pulled over the years by stuffing her first turkey with a Cornish hen. Typical blonde falls for it.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
This is what nightmares are made of.
Last year they made the Turbaconepic. This year they have cranked it up a notch with a 802,420 calorie heart attack thanksgiving meal.
Santa is armed and dangerous. Kill the turkeys before they kill you!