There is a reason why you don't see turkeys flying around very often.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Just give me my damn ice cream cone!
Thanksgiving Turkey Boobs
This chick demonstrates how to make a turkey call but ends up demonstrating something a little more provocative.
How not to deep fry a turkey on thanksgiving.
Her mom gets her back for all the pranks she pulled over the years by stuffing her first turkey with a Cornish hen. Typical blonde falls for it.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.