This is what nightmares are made of.
Here's a better version of one of the best soundboards ever created for the web. It has all the best insults and phrases from Full Metal Jacket.
How not to deep fry a turkey on thanksgiving.
A little too close for comfort.
Well it didn't take long for the Charlie Sheen rants to get paired up with the Mel Gibson rants for an epic phone call argument.
I would have probably sh*t my pants too!
This is why it's good to pay attention to the game if you're going to sit in those seats.
Boy you're a dumbass aren't cha.
Now you can make some awesome prank calls using the Stewie Soundboard from Family Guy. All the audio is in excellent condition!