OMG, this is bad. Not exactly the valentines day present she was expecting...lol
Her mom gets her back for all the pranks she pulled over the years by stuffing her first turkey with a Cornish hen. Typical blonde falls for it.
Warned by sounds of trees being destroyed throughout the forest, people escape shoreline seconds before massive mudslide hits.
Some retard calls the record store looking for a certain song.
This is what nightmares are made of.
Safety first right? Oh the irony...
Here's a better version of one of the best soundboards ever created for the web. It has all the best insults and phrases from Full Metal Jacket.
Sgt Calls Convenience Store