Little did this paddleboarder know, he almost became shark bait!
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
Santa is armed and dangerous. Kill the turkeys before they kill you!
This could have ended really bad! You don't want to get near a bear and her cubs.
Now you can make some perverted prank calls using the Quagmire soundboard from Family Guy.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
Last year they made the Turbaconepic. This year they have cranked it up a notch with a 802,420 calorie heart attack thanksgiving meal.
If he was 1 second slower he would be toast!
Arnold Calls Someones Mom