Her mom gets her back for all the pranks she pulled over the years by stuffing her first turkey with a Cornish hen. Typical blonde falls for it.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no longer...
A tiny boat in comparison to a massive glacier gets too close for comfort when all of a sudden the glacier lets loose and collapses next to them.
Feel like arguing with someone? Call the gangster party line.
This chick goes berserk because her boyfriend keeps killing her in Call of Duty. So she freaks out and kills his Xbox!
Look before you cross the road.