He chose the quicker method.
So close yet so far away.
He realizes that was a bad idea 3/4 of the way up. By then its too late...
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
First visit to the park and this is what I come across.
Somebody had a few too many!
Does this ever happen to you? Probably not...
That BMX backflip attempt is going to leave a mark.