Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
This guy is as smooth as sandpaper.
Pro tip: Don't longboard into oncoming traffic.
He was so mesmerized by the twerking that he lost his balance.
Next time leave it to the professionals.
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
Booze and hula hoops don't mix.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!