He should go play the lottery today!
Was that luck or divine intervention?
The effects of falling asleep in the tanning bed.
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
He wants to be a gymnast when he grows up.
Booze and hula hoops don't mix.
Timber.....This chick took a major digger. Hope shes alright.
This woman takes a digger when she tries to throw the javelin.
How do you pass out with a chicken nugget in your mouth?