This could have been even worse then it was.
Is she wearing a Snuggie???
Next time don't park where the tree could fall.
If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge.
I was expecting the Dumptruck to plow right through the wall...Guess I was wrong.
He better go play the lottery because his lucky ass just got spared.
This is what happens when your brakes fail.
Back to the drawing board.