He must not have taken his meds today.
You don't get closer to meeting your maker then that!
Feel like chicken tonight?
Water aint got nothing on this trucker's big rig.
These guys decide to ram a pool with a jeep and get an unexpected result.
That trucker has some balls!
That sux, those apples are going to spoil...
Whoever was leading that convoy should be relieved of duty.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.