The fire trucks were all tied up fighting another fire so they called in the bomber.
Don't overflow your gas tank!
Don't try to sell ice cream on my block you punk ass. This is my turf!
Cows should wear seat belts in Russia.
You could get a headache.
When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not mix.
His brakes gave out at the worst possible time. Poor cows. 8-(