The truck had more damage then the bear.
Santa cant deliver his presents on time. His only solution is to call the Santa Truck. With the Santa Trucks skills and experience it can deliver every present on time no matter which course or weather. He will finish the job. And guess who is the driver? YOU!
If you skateboard into oncoming traffic, chances are you will get hit.
Cows should wear seat belts in Russia.
Ex-Girlfriend Trailer Hitch
A truck didn't bother to clean off his roof before taking off down the highway. When the snow hits the bridge it creates a huge snow explosion.
Back to the drawing board.
If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge.