Here's a giant compilation of military fails for your enjoyment.
This dude goes for a hockey check and gets instant karma.
The intended ball-carrier crouches down behind the offensive line, while the defense is distracted with a fake handoff. After the defense has been suitably dispersed, the real ball-carrier -- in this case, a receiver named R.J. Fleming -- rises up and sprints downfield.
Check out what happens when you squirt boiling hot water into freezing cold air.
This T-Rex's head and eyes seem to follow you wherever you go.
Alex Shpetniy invents a fast loading rubber band machine gun that looks awesome.
The same people that brought you the impossible ping pong trick are back with saw blades and a hammer.
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
This is what happens when you don't take a hunter safety course. Don't ever look down the barrel of a gun you idiot.
The fence is in his way so he goes into Happy Gilmore mode.