If your having bad allergies it's probably because the pollen count is very high!
You know you're having a bad day when there's a tree going through your neck.
This is the quickest way to get out any car engine.
Some young punk decides to take out a Christmas tree in front of all his peers.
Thank god cats have 9 lives!
When a dog wants their toy, nothing will get in their way! Even if they have to climb a tree.
He can use the wood from the tree to build himself a new house.
After trying to shake the cat out of the tree with no success, they both go for a swim.
Would you keep your cool or crap your pants?