I'm going to serenade all you...or not.
Once upon a time there was a boy, who lived in a Fairy Forest. He wanted to make a great present to a special day, so he planted a small seed, that grew into a tree with a magic acorn. And when that special day came, the boy realized , that the acorn disappeared, and the boy decided to go to find him.
2,000 strips of bacon makes the perfect Christmas tree.
Epic Bow Hunter Camouflage
An electric company uses a DetCord to remove a tree that has fallen on some power lines.
No need to go to the dog track, just stop by your neighbors house.
Get the f*ck out of my forest.