When nobody is there to help you unload you need to take matters into your own hands.
When masturbation is made illegal, everyone is faced with a choice: Come or Die!
Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
New cars already crashed before anyone gets to drive them.
Believe it or not, this is a trailer for a real movie!
Now you see it, now you don't.
Gotta love those rednecks.
Leave it to some weirdo redneck to come up with this.
This kid will find a job with ease.
This is the version I always wanted to see.