Someone get this chick a tampon!
That's a clear sign it's time to change the draws.
This is a clear sign that its time to move out of your house and get your own place.
Faith in humanity is restored!!!
Gotta save up for a flux capacitor.
A bird in a bird in a bird in a pig with lots and lots of bacon. Or you can just call it an instant heart attack on a plate.
Last year they made the Turbaconepic. This year they have cranked it up a notch with a 802,420 calorie heart attack thanksgiving meal.
After a few times going to Walmart you will start to hate it. Trust me....
Judging by the size of that tree trunk this was going to be a fail from the start.