Volcanoes are cool. The extreme heat causes instant combustion!
This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine...
You're all a bunch of great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!
"I want to go to the lake whaaaaaa..." Damn I feel bad for that guy.
How do these guys make it to the NBA and suck that bad at free throws!?
Joe Ayoob throws a John Collins design, officially breaking the world record by 19 feet, 6 inches. The new world record, once verified by Guinness, will be 226 feet, 10 inches.
While he's mid pitch the sound girl accidentally starts playing Kickstart my Heart by Motley Crue. Somebody's getting fired...lol
One slip and she'll have a broken neck.
Not the best prank to pull on your buddy, unless you want to burn holes in everything in his house.