He was dog in his former life.
The arcade game couldn't handle his punch.
Don't quit your day job...A stuntman is not your calling.
This woman had a bad day.
Nobody can make these quadruplets laugh better then good ole dad!
Instead of notifying a janitor, people kept on doing their business.
I'm a bird mother...f'er.
Don't rush into open fire with no cover and get shot, then call for help. You put your fellow soldiers as risk too.
Is this what goes on inside your heads while we do our work?