That's one way to shut him up!
Maybe this clown should think about stealing a belt or some smaller pants first.
A TSA agent steals an iPad from a security checkpoint in an airport and is caught on camera. He denies stealing till the very end when he is caught by the iPad alarm going off in his home.
Hmm, how to explain this one? Guy wants a ransom for a cat he stole with an epic twist for the ending.