Dumbest criminal on the planet.
The night has come. You and your alien friends came to earth and need to do some tests. Fly through each level collecting stars, avoiding bombs and abducting all the cows.
Drunk Woman Steals Ferry & Yells I'm Jack Sparrow
Don't Try To Steal Spiderman's Coffee
He thought he could just break in and walk out with the laptops.
Dude even uses his free hand to stick his phone back in his pocket while his other hand is on the robber's gun.
A TSA agent steals an iPad from a security checkpoint in an airport and is caught on camera. He denies stealing till the very end when he is caught by the iPad alarm going off in his home.
Sticks battle it out again.
This has fail sauce written all over it. The robber gets owned by the store clerk and his wife.