A bird in a bird in a bird in a pig with lots and lots of bacon. Or you can just call it an instant heart attack on a plate.
Last year they made the Turbaconepic. This year they have cranked it up a notch with a 802,420 calorie heart attack thanksgiving meal.
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.
Turkey goes Rambo!!! Help the turkey and save it from being eaten on Thanksgiving Day.
Have you ever wished your thanksgiving turkey had bigger breasts? Wait no longer...
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
You couldn't pay me enough to go to the stores on Black Friday!!!