Any kid that comes across a dead tree in the forest will always try to knock it over. He just gets unlucky.
When a dog is whining that much in your car, chances are he needs to go outside.
Was that luck or divine intervention?
Well that didn't go as planned.
One too many beers turns this guy into a drunk linebacker.
KO, she's down for the count!
Irresponsible mom of the year.
It's bad enough you gotta worry about getting run over.