Wow that was really cool dude. I gotta try that stunt!
You have heard of slip-and-slide, well here is Table-Slide.
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and shell rack your balls.
He gets so excited when tennis is on the tv too.
Next time shut up during the tennis match!
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
Now that is one crazy shot to win the game!
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.